What race are you?

  • black people: black
  • white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
  • hispanic people: not Mexican
  • asian people: not Chinese
  • filipino people: 99% swag 1% supreme clothing

When I’m married, I never want to fight in front of my kids because I know I hated seeing that shit.

(Source: jdgx, via hellojomei)